Batman and barbie

 Dear Barbie
I really fancy u , we can't talk to each other but I think u are gorgeous with your long legs & large pert breasts & u look like outgoing fun kinda girl ,who can be anyone ,a nurse , a bride or even astronaut Barbie , if we weren't immobile on the window ledge , I would like to buy u dinner , I am an emotionally damaged individual & a vigilante but maybe u could make me a better person & teach me how to party , in style😀
Yours truly batman digital clock 

Dear batman 
,u are so handsome and mysterious & u can even tell the time , I am just a glorified clothes horse, but oh the interesting conversations we could have . If we were set free to explore the outside world , I would show u how to rollerblade or swim or even ride a horse , I can do anything theoretically but I just can't muster up any movement in my limbs I must be cursed to spend eternity on a shelf watching my owner , Emily growing up & spending less time with me , I am so bored!! 
please keep in touch 
All my love 
Barbie